Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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