I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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