New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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