Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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