i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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