I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Randomize
