are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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