Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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