my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I understand Curling. That high.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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