so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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