D3 body, D1 cock
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Drake has all the answers
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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