Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
whose parrot is this?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
