You can't motorboat a personality
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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