you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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