apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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