Tell her she can't have a vagina
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
