she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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