I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
And my parents said I crawled through the house
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
