found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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