Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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