Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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