counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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