anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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