last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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