I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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