would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just took my morning after pill in the library
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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