I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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