Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
