I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Randomize
