i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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