gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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