I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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