Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Randomize
