the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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