Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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