So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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