I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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