How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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