just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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