I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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