were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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