What a fucking waste of an outfit
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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