I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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