Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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