By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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