He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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