they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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