roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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