I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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