kristin has been a bad kristin
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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